There Is Nothing More Miserable In The

I Originate From A Family Where Sauce Is Viewed As A Refreshment.

When A Child Is Locked In The Bathroom With Water Running And He Says He's Doing Nothing But The Dog Is Barking, Call 911.

There Would Have Been More 'i Love You's' And More, 'i'm Sorry's'.

Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth.

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.