There Are Three Kinds Of People: Those

Would A Fly Without Wings Be Called A Walk?

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

Humor Is Based On Surprise, And Surprise Is A Milder Way Of Saying Shock. It's Surprise That Makes The Joke.

Obviously, There Are People Who Constrict Themselves And Build Walls Around Themselves, Whether It's From A Moral Standpoint Or A Patriotic Standpoint, Or Just Plain Old Conformity, And Who Therefore Live In Those Little Prisons, And When Things Breach Those Walls, It's Shocking For Them.

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.