I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering

Cigarette Companies Market Heavily To Young People. They Need Young Customers Because Their Product Kills The Older Ones. It Is The Only Product That, If Used As Intended, Kills The Consumer.

Good News For Senior Citizens: Death Is Near!

A House Is Just A Place To Keep Your Stuff While You Go Out And Get More Stuff.

Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town.

As Far As I'm Concerned, Humans Have Not Yet Come Up With A Belief That's Worth Believing.