The World Is Filled With Violence. Because

Don't You Try And Go Through Life Worried If Someone Had Liked You Or Not. You Best Make Sure That They Are Doing Right By You.

I Love Doing Commercials! Usually, They Have Enough Money That They Can Take Time And Photograph It Well.

Ray, People Will Come Ray. They'll Come To Iowa For Reasons They Can't Even Fathom. They'll Turn Up Your Driveway Not Knowing For Sure Why They're Doing It. They'll Arrive At Your Door As Innocent As Children, Longing For The Past. Of Course, We Won't Mind If You Look Around, You'll Say. It's Only $20 Per Person. They'll Pass Over The Money Without Even Thinking About It: For It Is Money They Have And Peace They Lack.

The World Is Filled With Violence. Because Criminals Carry Guns, We Decent Law-abiding Citizens Should Also Have Guns. Otherwise, They Will Win And The Decent People Will Lose.

I Think Stutterers Are Funny. And I Know It's Rude And Politically Incorrect To Laugh At Stutterers. But I Think It Is Okay Because I Know Why They're Funny. They Make People Nervous. People Think, When On Earth Are They Going To Get The Word Out, So They Start Laughing Out Of Their Own Nervousness.