The Volunteering Spirit Of Londoners Is Part

The Job Of Mayor Of London Is Unbelievably Taxing, Particularly In The Run-up To The Olympics.

It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.

This Is Our Chance To Build A Britain Where Everyone Benefits From The Success Of The Economy.

Dark Forces Dragged Me Away From The Keyboard, Swirling Forces Of Irresistible Intensity And Power.

It Hasn't Taken Them Long, They Began By Telling Us They Would Have A Positive And Patriotic Case And They're Back To Project Fear Within Minutes. There They Go Again They Have Nothing Positive To Say.