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It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.

My Friends, As I Have Discovered Myself, There Are No Disasters, Only Opportunities. And, Indeed, Opportunities For Fresh Disasters.

Hitler Showed The Evil That Could Be Done By The Art Of Rhetoric. Churchill Showed How It Could Help To Save Humanity.

The Dreadful Truth Is That When People Come To See Their Mp, They Have Run Out Of Better Ideas.

I Firmly Believe That Volunteering Is Good For Our Society And Brings Communities Together. It's A Fantastic Opportunity To Get Involved In Your Local Community, To Meet New People And To Gain A Sense Of Pride And Achievement.