The Venn Diagram Of Boys Who Don’t

You're Funny, And You're Smart, And You May Show Up Late, But You Always Show Up Eventually.

I Hated Cranberry Sauce, But For Some Reason My Mom Persisted In Her Lifelong Belief That It Was My Very Favorite Food, Even Though Every Single Thanksgiving I Politely Declined To Include It On My Plate.

Why Would You Try To Kill This Guy, Kevin? He's A Genius. Nuts To Your Truce.

The Marks Humans Leave Are Too Often Scars. You Build A Hideous Minimall Or Start A Coup Or Try To Become A Rock Star And You'll Think "they'll Remember Me Now," But (a) They Don't Remember You, And (b) All You Leave Behind Are More Scars. Your Coup Becomes A Dictatorship. Your Minimall Becomes A Lesion.

I Wish I Knew How To Quit You, Tumblr.