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A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

Many An Actor Does The Stage More Ham Than Good.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.