The Three Things I Fear Most In

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

I Hope I'll Never Get Too Old To Want To Take Part In This Event, And I Don't Think I Will Ever Age That Much.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

I Was A Better Player At 50 Than I Was At 30.

I've Said A Thousand Times, You Can't Go Into A Shop And Buy A Good Golf Game.