The Termites Have Got Me.

Gee, Its Lonesome In The Outfield. It's Hard To Keep Awake With Nothing To Do.

I Said I'm Going To Hit The Next One Right Over The Flagpole. God Must Have Been With Me.

I Copied (shoeless Joe) Jackson's Style Because I Thought He Was The Greatest Hitter I Had Ever Seen, The Greatest Natural Hitter I Ever Saw. He's The Guy Who Made Me A Hitter.

"i'm Going Over The Valley." (dying From Throat Cancer, His Doctor Found Him Wandering Around His Room, Asked Him Where Was He Going?)

If I'd Just Tried For Them Dinky Singles I Could've Batted Around .600.