If I'd Just Tried For Them Dinky

The Only Real Game, I Think, In The World Is Baseball.

How To Hit Home Runs: I Swing As Hard As I Can, And I Try To Swing Right Through The Ball... The Harder You Grip The Bat, The More You Can Swing It Through The Ball, And The Farther The Ball Will Go. I Swing Big, With Everything I've Got. I Hit Big Or I Miss Big. I Like To Live As Big As I Can.

Let Me Show You How It's Done... Loser!

Baseball Is The Greatest Game In The World And Deserves The Best You Can Give It.

I've Never Heard A Crowd Boo A Homer, But I've Heard Plenty Of Boos After A Strikeout.