The Super Bowl Isn't For Kids, I

The Average Bright Young Man Who Is Drafted Hates The Whole Business Because An Army Always Tries To Eliminate The Individual Differences In Men.

It's Not So Much That I Write Well, I Just Don't Write Badly Very Often And That Passes For Good On Television.

I Did Not Believe In The War. I Thought It Was Wrong To Go Into Any War. And I Got To The War, And Saw The Germans, And I Changed My Mind. I Decided We Were Right Going Into World War Ii.

As An Old Reporter, We Have A Few Secrets, And The First Thing Is We Try The Phone Book.

There Are Sixteen Cans Of Coffee Here; Together They Hold A Total Of Thirteen And A Half Pounds Of Coffee. Doesn't That Seem Like Cheating?