'the Simpsons' Was About Children And Married

Are We Alone In An Uncaring Universe, Or Is God Some Kind Of Wiseguy?

We've Been Running A Little Behind Schedule. But Only By About 15 Years Or So.

I Like All Of The Early Relationship Strips That Were Collected In 'love Is Hell,' Where I Pretended To Be An Expert In Relationships And Did Comics Like 'the Nine Types Of Boyfriends,' 'sixteen Ways To End A Relationship,' 'twenty-four Things Not To Say In Bed,' And Other Arbitrarily Numbered Lists.

It's Just Hard Not To Listen To Tv: It's Spent So Much More Time Raising Us Than Parents Have.

I'm Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt, Not That Fancy Store-bought Dirt... I Can't Compete With That Stuff.