The Second Day Of A Diet Is

The Best Part Of You Ran Down Your Mother's Legs.

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

Golf And Women Are A Lot Alike. You Know You Are Not Going To Wind Up With Anything But Grief, But You Can't Resist The Impulse.

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!