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A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

There Is No Failure Except In No Longer Trying. There Is No Defeat Except From Within, No Really Insurmountable Barrier Save Our Own Inherent Weakness Of Purpose.

When You Consider What A Chance Women Have To Poison Their Husbands, It's A Wonder There Isn't More Of It Done