The Reason The Way Of The Transgressor

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

A Bee Is Never As Busy As It Seems; It's Just That It Can't Buzz Any Slower.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

Another Bad Thing About "prosperity" Is That You Can't Jingle Any Money Without Being Under Suspicion