When You Consider What A Chance Women

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.