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I Never Had A Man Come To Me For Advice Yet, But What I Soon Discovered That He Thought More Of His Own Opinion Than He Did Of Mine.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

I Never Question A Success, Any More Than I Do The Right Of A Bulldog To Lie In His Own Gateway.

If The World Despises A Hypocrite, What Must They Think Of Him In Heaven?

The Unfortunate Do Not Pity The Unfortunate.