The Problem With This World Is, Everyone

(on Warner Brothers) This Studio Has More Suspensions Than The Golden Gate Bridge.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.

It's A Good Thing [james] Dean Died When He Did. If He'd Lived, He'd Never Have Been Able To Live Up To The Publicity.

I Gave Up Drinking Once -- It Was The Worst Afternoon Of My Entire Life.

I Let My Drinking Do The Talking.