The People Who Guard The Rainbow Don't

That's What's So Stupid About The Whole Magic Thing, You Know. You Spend Twenty Years Learning The Spell That Makes Nude Virgins Appear In Your Bedroom, And Then You're So Poisoned By Quicksilver Fumes And Half-blind From Reading Old Grimoires That You Can't Remember What Happens Next.

And It Came To Pass That In Time The Great God Om Spake Unto Brutha, The Chosen One: "psst!

Life Is Just Chemicals. A Drop Here, A Drip There, Everything's Changed. A Mere Dribble Of Fermented Juices And Sudenlly You're Going To Live Another Few Hours.

One Day A Tortoise Will Learn How To Fly.

The Trouble With Thinking Was That, Once You Started, You Went On Doing It.