[the Outsiders] Was All New To Me.

Whether You're A Presidential Front-runner, Or An Academy Award-winning Actor, Or Head Of A Tv Ministry, If You Stay In The Public Eye Long Enough They're Going To Try And Find A Scandal.

There Are So Many Family Dinners You Can Do. I Eventually Had To Go To Them And Say, 'look, I Don't Do Spatula Work. I Don't Do Scenes With Oven Mitts. If You're Looking For That, You've Got The Wrong Guy. I'm Not Doing Scenes About Casseroles. It's Not Happening.

When I Had My Comedy Central Roast, David [spade] Was My First Choice To Be Roastmaster, Because I Adore Him. He's Funny As Hell, And Nobody Is Meaner.

Conventions Are, By Nature, A Party. I Mean, That's Why People Become Delegates. They Come From All Over The World To Exercise Their Democratic Rights And To Party.

I Literally Knew Nothing When I Did That Show ["tony Flanagan"]. It Was The First Time I Signed An Autograph, It Was The First Time I Got Fan Letters, It Was The First Time People Screamed When I Came Out.