The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented

It Doesn't Matter What You Believe Just So Long As You're Sincere.

The Only Thing I Ever Wanted To Be Was A Cartoonist. That's My Life. Drawing.

I Think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It.

I've Always Been Criticized, Right From The Beginning! Right From The Very First Day I Was Born... They Said I Wasn't Right For The Part!

I Just Draw What I Think Is Funny, And I Hope Other People Think It Is Funny, Too.