It Doesn't Matter What You Believe Just

The World Is Filled With Unmarried Marriage Counselors.

Look At Charlie Brown's Face. Would You Please Hold Still A Minute Charlie Brown? I Want Linus To Study Your Face. Now This Is What You Call A Failure Face, Linus. Notice How It Has Failure Written All Over It. Study It Carefully Linus. You Rarely See Such A Good Example. Notice The Deep Lines, The Dull Vacant Look In The Eyes. Yes, I Would Say This Is One Of The Finest Examples Of A Failure Face That Your Liable To See For A Long While.

Why Can't We Get All The People Together In The World That We Really Like And Then Just Stay Together? I Guess That Wouldn't Work. Someone Would Leave. Someone Always Leaves. Then We Would Have To Say Good-bye. I Hate Good-byes. I Know What I Need. I Need More Hellos.

A Beep On The Nose Is A Sign Of Great Affection.

The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented Is When He Doesn't Do Anything.