Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.