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If The Wicked Flourish And The Fittest Survive, Nature Must Be The God Of Rascals.

Every Man Over Forty Is A Scoundrel.

When You Read A Biography Remember That The Truth Is Never Fit For Publication.

I'm Only A Beer Teetotaler, Not A Champagne Teetotaler; I Don't Like Beer.

The Secret Of Being Miserable Is To Have Leisure To Bother About Whether You Are Happy Or Not. The Cure For It Is Occupation, Because Occupation Means Pre-occupation; And The Pre-occupied Person Is Neither Happy Nor Unhappy, But Simply Alive And Active. That Is Why It Is Necessary To Happiness That One Should Be Tired.