The Joy In Life Is To Be

Get Married, But Never To A Man Who Is Home All Day.

It Is One Of The Mysterious Ways Of Allah To Make Women Troublesome When He Makes Them Beautiful.

Wise Kings Wear Shabby Clothes, And Leave The Gold Lace To The Drum Major.

Think What Cowards Men Would Be If They Had To Bear Children. Women Are Altogether A Superior Species.

The Notion That Inspiration Is Something That Happened Thousands Of Years Ago, And Was Then Finished And Done With. . . The Theory That God Retired From Business At That Period And Has Not Been Heard From Since, Is As Silly As It Is Blasphemous.