The Only Sensible Person Is My Tailor.

A Man Ought To Be Able To Be Fond Of His Wife Without Making A Fool Of Himself About Her.

The First Condition Of Progress Is The Removal Of Censorship.

Have You No Morals, Man?' 'can't Afford Them,governor.

Justice Is Justice Though It's Always Delayed And Finally Done Only By Mistake.

I Was Convinced That Ceylon Is The Cradle Of The Human Race Because Everybody There Looks An Original. All Other Nations Are Obviously Mass Produced.