The Only Mystery In Life Is Why

They Call Me Eccentric. They Used To Call Me Nuts. I Haven't Changed. The Only Difference Between Being Eccentric And Being Nuts Is The Number Of Security Boxes You Own.

I Don't Discuss Basketball. I Dictate Basketball. I'm Not Interested In Philosophy Classes.

Keep It Simple, When You Get Too Complex You Forget The Obvious.

Life Is What You Allow Yourself Not To See.

If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The Chili Is Good.