The Older You Get, The More You

I've Always Stayed Really Close With My Mother And My Father.

Oh My God. I Just Hung Around With An Unpretty Person. Excuse Me While I Go Home To Scrub Myself With Expensive Body Wash And A Pink Loofah, To Rid Myself Of The Unpretty Germs.

I Don't Have A Clue Why I'm Famous, Either. But I Didn't Make Myself Famous. I'm Not Doing It; You Are Doing It.

The Older You Get, The More You Realize You Need A Handful Of Good, Close, Tight Friends.

The Great Thing About The Simple Life Is That It's A Reality Show But Not Based On My Reality, ... It Has Nothing To Do With My Life Or My Home Or My Relationships Or Anything. I'm Not Open To Anything Like That.