The Older I Get, The Faster I

I Didnt Wear The Pink Panties Because I Didnt Want America Going Crazy With Excitement.

He's Got To Bring Something Stronger Than That. That's Like Bringing Milk To A Bar, It's Not Strong Enough

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

I Read That Heavy Drinking Is Bad For Your Health. I Decided I Better Stop Reading.

Poor White People And Poor Black People Just Don't Know How Much They Have In Common. Rich People Don't Give A Damn About Either Group.