I Didnt Wear The Pink Panties Because

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.

Unfortunately, As I Tell My White Friends, We As Black People, We're Never Going To Be Successful Not Because Of You White People But Because Of Other Black People.

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.

Look, I'm In The Top 20 Of Players Who Ever Lived.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.