The Most Uncommon Form Of Intelligence Is

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.