All Work And No Play Makes Jack

Conscience Gets A Lot Of Credit That Really Belongs To Cowardice.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

Age Brings Wisdom To Some Men, And To Others Chess.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.