The Most Important Part Of Any Rock

Women Are Great. When They Dig You, There's Nothing They Won't Do. That Kind Of Loyalty Is Hard To Find - Unless You've Got A Good Dog.

I Take My Personal Upkeep Real Seriously; My Sense Of Organization And Attention To Detail; My Memory; My Business - I Love The Business.

The Problem With Self-improvement Is Knowing When To Quit.

Many Of The Critics Have Kids Of Their Own. It Scares The Hell Out Of Them To Think That Their Kids Could Be Anything Remotely Like David Lee Roth.

It's Always Irritated Me That People Say, 'where's The Action? Oh Wow, There's No Action Here; Let's Go Somewhere Else.' These People Will Never Find The Action.