I Take My Personal Upkeep Real Seriously;

I Just Wanted To Be In Show Biz. I Wanted To Make Music And Sing And Dance, Tell Jokes And Stories, Make Ya Smile, Make Ya Cry - And Charge You $ 8.50

If You Want To Split A Bottle With A Friend, Then Sammy Hagar Is Your Guy. If You Want To Split Your Friend With A Bottle Than Give Me A Call.

I Am A One-trick Pony. If You Tell Most People To Draw A Picture Of A Tree, They'd Draw 35 Branches And 10,000 Leaves. I Will Draw You A Tree With Four Branches And Three Leaves, And I'll Spend The Rest Of The Week Drawing Inside Of Each Leaf. In Terms Of The Grand Gesture, I Reserve That Maximum Turbo Blast Energy For What I Do As An Artist, And I Sing And Dance For Dinner.

I'm A Family Man. I Personally Started 3 Or 4 Families Last Year.

Somebody Asked Me The Question Not Too Long Ago: 'dave, Do You Think The Music Business Has Turned Corrupt.' I Said: 'absolutely Not - It Has Always Been Corrupt.'