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Aliens Don't Get Stuck In Air Ducts. It's Practically A Well-known Fact.

Just Because It's Not Nice Doesn't Mean It's Not Miraculous.

It Was, According To The History Books, The Fastest Coronation Since Bubric The Saxon Crowned Himself With A Very Pointy Crown On A Hill During A Thunderstorm, And Reigned For One And A Half Seconds.

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