The Main Health Hazard In The World

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.