I'll Keep Us Out Of War With

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

But The Most Dangerous Thing In The World In The World Is To Run The Risk Of Waking Up One Morning And Realizing Suddenly That All This Time You've Been Living Without Really And Truly Living And By Then It's Too Late. When You Wake Up To That Kind Of Realization, It's Too Late For Wishes And Regrets. It's Even Too Late To Dream.

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?