The Love That Lasts Longest Is The

The Future Will One Day Be The Present And Will Seem As Unimportant As The Present Does Now.

Comedy Appeals To The Collective Mind Of The Audience And This Grows Fatigued; While Farce Appeals To A More Robust Organ, Their Collective Belly.

[money] Is The String With Which A Sardonic Destiny Directs The Motions Of Its Puppets.

It's No Good Trying To Keep Up Old Friendships. It's Painful For Both Sides. The Fact Is, One Grows Out Of People, And The Only Thing Is To Face It.

Simplicity And Naturalness Are The Truest Marks Of Distinction.