The Impossible Becomes Possible When Your Back

Theres Nothing More Difficult To Do Than Comedy.

I Get A Lot From All Young People. I Make Movies For Young People. If I Made Pictures For People My Age, No One Would See Them. I Hang With Young People All The Time.

I Never Graduated High School; They Had To Change The Ivy League Rules. During My Tenure At Brown, I Helped Them Become The Number One Ivy League School.

Antidepressants Are The Biggest Fraud In The World. Number One, Prozac Gives You A Royal Soft-on Like You Wouldn't Believe, And Number Two You Never Know All The Side Effects. I Look At The Pharmaceutical Companies As The Drug Barons, The Psychopharmcologists As The Mules And The Patients As The Victims. They're Innocent Because They Think They're Being Cured.

There Are Three Sides To Every Story: My Side, Your Side, And The Truth. And No One Is Lying. Memories Shared Serve Each One Differently.