The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.