Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.

They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.