The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until

Nothing Annoys A Man As To Hear A Woman Promising To Love Him "forever" When He Merely Wanted Her To Love Him For A Few Weeks.

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

Alas, Why Will A Man Spend Months Trying To Hand Over His Liberty To A Woman--and The Rest Of His Life Trying To Get It Back Again?

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

There Is A Vast Difference Between The Savage And The Civilized Man, But It Is Never Apparent To Their Wives Until After Breakfast.