The Game Of Life Is A Lot

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.