The French Don't Know How To Cook

We Are Suffering A National Defeat Comparable To Any Lost Military Campaign, And What Is More, It Is Self- Inflicted? It Is About Time That We Pulled Our Fingers Out? The Rest Of The World Most Certainly Does Not Owe Us A Living.

I Have Very Little Experience Of Self-government. In Fact, I Am One Of The Most Governed People In The World.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

In The Event That I Am Reincarnated, I Would Like To Return As A Deadly Virus, In Order To Contribute Something To Solve Overpopulation.

No, I'd Probably End Up Spitting It Out Over Everybody.