No, I'd Probably End Up Spitting It

It Seems To Me That It's The Best Way Of Wasting Money That I Know Of. I Don't Think Investments On The Moon Pay A Very High Dividend.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

A Horse Which Stops Dead Just Before A Jump And Thus Propels Its Rider Into A Graceful Arc Provides A Splendid Excuse For General Merriment.

I've Never Been Noticeably Reticent About Talking On Subjects About Which I Know Nothing.