The Food Here Is So Tasteless You

A Girl's Legs Are Her Best Friends...but Even The Best Of Friends Must Part.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St. Louis.

Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing.

I'm A Sagittarian, See, I Can't Be Fenced In. I Been Living In Las Vegas, Greatest City In The World. I Look Out My Window For 100 Miles. In Vegas, There's Nothing To Do But Gamble, Drink Or Have Sex. I Have Two Of 'em.