The First Duty Of A Revolutionary Is

I Believe In Compulsory Cannibalism. If People Were Forced To Eat What They Killed, There Would Be No More Wars.

Maintain A Sense Of Humor. People Who Take Themselves Too Seriously Are Power-crazy. If They Win It Will Be Haircuts For All. Beware Of Power Freaks.

My Critique Of Democracy Begins And Ends With This Point. Kids Must Be Educated To Disrespect Authority Or Else Democracy Is A Farce.

Random Political Acts Produce Random Political Results. Why Waste Even A Rock?

It's Going To Be A Combination Scopes Trial, Revolution In The Streets, Woodstock Festival And People's Park, All Rolled Into One.