The English Are Always Ready To Admire

Australia Objects To The Mini-skirt Not On Moral But On Economic Grounds. Australians Are No Prudes And The Lovely, Healthy, Sporty Australian Girls Have No Reason To Hide Their Knees And Thighs. However, The Mini-skirt Is Disastrous For The Wool-trade.

Long Before The Word Zionism Was Uttered For The First Time, Old Religious Jews Came From All Over The World To Die In Jerusalem. It Is The Finest Place To Die In - It Has Always Been Acknowledged. It Has A Joie De Mourir Quite Its Own.

A Couple From Sydney Or Melbourne Might Leave On The Same Day For Their Holiday: The Wife Might Go Sun-bathing At Surfers Paradise, In Queensland, The Husband Ski-ing In The Snowy Mountains. A Lucky Country.

It Is Great Fun Dying In The United States Of America. It Is Great Fun First Of All For The Undertakers Who Make A Wonderful Living Out Of It But Also For The Deceased Who Suddenly Becomes The Centre Of Attention And Fuss.

The Americans Are Extremely Gadget Minded People And American Gadgets Have A Peculiar Characteristic: They Work.