A Couple From Sydney Or Melbourne Might

I Asked Many Friends If Australian Anti-intellectualism Was Still A Living Force And They All Told Me It Was. If You Are Above Average Intelligence, Hide This Embarrassing Fact.

A Couple From Sydney Or Melbourne Might Leave On The Same Day For Their Holiday: The Wife Might Go Sun-bathing At Surfers Paradise, In Queensland, The Husband Ski-ing In The Snowy Mountains. A Lucky Country.

You Must Not Refuse Any Additional Cups Of Tea Under The Following Circumstances: If It Is Hot; If It Is Cold; If You Are Tired; If Anybody Thinks That You Might Be Tired; If You Are Nervous; If You Are Gay; Before You Go Out; If You Are Out; If You Have Just Returned Home; If You Feel Like It; If You Do Not Feel Like It; If You Have Had No Tea For Some Time; If You Have Just Had A Cup.

In England Only Uneducated People Show Off Their Knowledge; Nobody Quotes Latin Or Greek Authors In The Course Of Conversation, Unless He Has Never Read Them.

They (americans) Have Their National Game, Baseball - Which Is Cricket Played With A Strong American Accent - And They Have A National Language, Entirely Their Own, Unlike Any Other Language Spoken On The Earth.