The Difference Between A Lady And A

Man's Inhumanity To Man Is Only Surpassed By His Cruelty To Animals

No Man Ever Believes That The Bible Means What It Says: He Is Always Convinced That It Says What He Means.

The Test Of A Man Or Woman's Breeding Is How They Behave In A Quarrel.

Absolute Honesty Is As Absurd An Abstraction As An Absolute Temperature Or An Absolute Value.

When Commenting On The Turmoil And Disorder Of The World, If The Other Planets Are Inhabited, They Must Be Using This Earth As Their Insane Asylum.